Name that Film

No. & Yes.

Now I want the next line after it...

Right

*scratches head*

"i think we better turn around"

Or words to that effect.

"now don't get jittery luke"?

ahhh, bollocks.

how about this

And whats the next line.?

"Fook off, I'm Stoofed!"

or, it might be...

"Oh, alright then..." (JC ducks & runs 4 cover)

***Kabloooooiiiieeee***<splat!>

Mr Creosote, RIP

yey, you da man phool.

*thinks*

"Look, spaghetti arms, this is my dance space and this is your dance space. I don't go into yours, you don't go into mine. You've got to hold the frame."

Quality film, that ¦)

Heh, well done.

In a gay singing voice.

Luke - "I've got a very bad feeling about this"

Han - "That ain't no moon"

Ben - "Turn the ship around"

Han - "Yeah, you're right"

Try this!

"This aint happenin man! It aint happening!"

A) MAY HAVE BEEN DONE BEFORE

B) THIS IS NOT ENTIRELY ACCURATE

Aliens, by the same bloke who played the older brother in Wierd Science. (a class film if ever i saw one)

Wrong...I hate you

If its wrong, why do you hate me?

<hint>

It's not

</hint>

He he he he.


Anyone with kids'll get this.

It's actually from "Finally 18"

And the one noone got was Glengarry Glen Ross. "You just cost me six thousand dollars". Sound familiar?

Six... thousand... dollars.

I'll scream "Austion Powers", but i'm not 100% sure.

Hm, I def. wasn't thinking of that ;] I've not seen Glengarry Glen Ross but I've just looked it up and it looks good. I like most Pacino films yet I haven't heard of it till now ;/

It's a cracking film (Al Pacino, Jack Lemmon, Kevin Spacey, Ed Harris even Alec Baldwin and Jonathan Pryce pops up) and a corking play by Mr David Mamet. One of meh faves.

FFS, hasnt anyone seen the Tigger movie.

I thought I could rely on the PhoolCat.

Sorry m8, it was a while ago...

My kids don't want it on DVD - even tho they loved it - because it equates with being dressed as a TeleTubbie in the coolness stakes...

Shit! it's half past eight & they've got to get to school!!! Bloody forums!!!

bbl!

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Bloody hell! What a sodding palarva! Get the kids to school late cuz the traffic lights on the roundabout at the bottom are fubar, drop the kids off, drive up to the old caste to take dogs for a walk & I'm just about to park when the school phone to say that littlest has been coughing his little bollocks off & please can I come & fetch him home! So, I turn round, get littley, drive back up to the car park and just as we turn in, there's a god-awful smell filling the car - yes, the youngest puppy (who hates car journeys) has shat all over the boot. & of course it's not the usual nice firm turds you get from feeding bones & raw meat, oh no no no, she's got scared, so it's lovely & runny! Of course, there's no tissues in the car & the bag I choose to pick it up has a hole that I don't discover until it's too late... uke:
The dogs are running off in one direction, the kid in another...
Sophie (Eldest pup) finds loads of lovely stinky fox poo to roll in, plus other nameless muck, Teazle (youngest pup) of course has to follow suit... GAH!

I finally get home, feed the rabbit & gp & all the fish, make sure bratling has drink & dose of Calpol & telly, come in here & sit down with a beer - aahhhhhh....

And b4 you moan about being drunk in charge of a kid, it's a v small french-style lager-effect product, with a less-than-zero alchohol content.

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And to top it all, this is a double post! Ack!

Having a good morning then?

I've got tonsillitis - all this foul tasting, smelly white gunk is oozeing from the back of my throat. Its making me feel really sick

Ok, you win, you're worse off than me!

At least I could swallow my beer I'll save one in the fridge for when you're better.

I got tonsilitis for the second half of our first family foreign holiday in Lanzarote, having been taken out (rolled over) by a giant unexpected wave - half a ton of seawater, sand & shit straight up my nose & into my nasel cavities, so I feel for ya, m8.

Na mate - I'd rather have this than clean up dog shite

Heh, thats not tonsillitis m8.

Busted

Hmmm, smelly white fluid.... Sore throat... Difficulty swallowing...

Wij?

oh dear, I'm so sorry for you all lads

did I mention that I've just gotten up? AND that it's my day off? AND that I don't have any kids? or dogs? life is so beautiful