Magician

[tierk]

I know you people on here dont appreciate a good joke so......

A magician was working on a ship. Every week he had a show, and each time the people in the audience were different. So he could afford to do the same tricks over and over.

The only problem was the captain's parrot, which started understanding the tricks.

It started revealing them in the middle of each show with stuff like "aaaa look, it's not the same hat" or "aaaa look the flowers are under the table" and "aaaa look he has some cards up his sleeve."

The magician got pissed off every time, but couldn't do anything because it belonged to the Captain.

At some point during the night after a long gruelling show the ship sinks and the only survivors are the parrot and the magician.

They floated on a wooden board for a few days looking at each other angrily without saying word when finally the parrot says.....

"All right I give up! Where's the ship?

[Sollers]

Haha, I lolled at this

[Raven]

haha

[Influenza]

haha

[Overdriven]

Haha

[CorNokZ]

haha

5 x Haha.. Tierk you rock

[Hawkwind]

nice one!