Funniest lines heard in a movie?

[tierk]

Saw a movie the other week and heard a line in it that has me in stitches every time i think about it. Feel free to share your all time favourite funny lines, mine goes like this......


"South London gangster?!?!??

You're just a cardboard cut-out C*nT!!

Look at ya; you look like a f**k'n P***."

Taken from the - The Business.

A English gangster flick set in Gibraltar.

[Shadowss]

"Thats a F**king anti-aircraft rifle vincent" (snatch)
"OI! WOULD EVERYONE STOP GETTING SHOT" (smoking barrels)
"Yipee-ki-yay motherfucker" (die hard)
"Thats it, enuff of this kung-fu Sh*t" (die hard)
" Yeah its not like we're from out of space or something.... Helooooo.... Helooooo" LOL (zoolander)
"MERMAN" (zoolander)
"What is this? A SCHOOL FOR ANTS!?... it needs to be atleast.....3times bigger than this" (zoolander)

many others hehe

[Lethul]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

"Charlie don't surf!"

Apocalypse Now

[aika]

haha class film , Lethul

also:

Chef: Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?
Soldier: So we don't get our balls blown off.
[Chef laughs a little, seems to think for a second and then sits on his helmet]

[Hawkwind]

"Women, can't live with em! Can't burn em!" - Nice girls don't explode.

One of hundred great quotes from Lock Stock.

Nick the Greek: Dunno. Seems expensive.
Tom: Seems? Well, this seems to be a complete waste of my time. That, my friend, is 900 nicker in any store you're lucky enough to find one in. And you're haggling over 200 pound? What school of finance did you come from Nick? "It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the fucking Century!" In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it!

[tierk]

Originally Posted by Hawkwind

One of hundred great quotes from Lock Stock.

One of my all time favourite films seen it at least thirty times and still watch it if i see it on anywhere.

[Craparoni]

So many assholes... So few bullets... ( Ford Fairlane)

[CorNokZ]

Mole... Mole... Mole... Mole...*pokes mole with stick* (Goldmember )

[alkz]

Don't be afraid, we're negros.

Bad Boys

[Arumos]

Did you see the sign on my door that says "Dead n***** storage"? ... No,
You know why you didn't see that sign? Cuz storin' dead n*****s ain't my fuckin' business!

pulp fiction

[>.< Pooned]

Matrix

Agent Smith: I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

a smaller translation could even be : i hate you all

[Overdriven]

"Let me guess... You're Buck? And you like to... Fuck?"

[Glacier]

All quotes from the marvelous movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

“"we can't stop here this is bat country."

"If we're ever going to get out of here alive, we're going to need some golf shoes."

"You drive. You drive. I think there's something wrong with me. "

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know. "

"Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!
Dr. Gonzo: Don't tell me these things. Not now man. "

"Clerk at Flamingo Hotel: Can I call you a cab?
Police Chief: [screaming] Sure, and I'll call you a cocksucker! "

"Step right up and shoot the pasties off the nipples of a ten foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat! "

[Amphrax]

The film 'White Chicks' has some some finnny ones if anyone has seen that.

Amphrax/Arauddry

[tierk]

Anyone remember a line from the film thirteenth warrior along the lines of

"lo i see before me my father.... and then something something something my brothers in a long before me till something something something...... in the Halls of Valahalla.

Anyway was a awesome line and tbh i imagine every Mid will no it esp the roleplayers out there amongest you!!!

Feel free to fill in the missing bits.

ps i just realised that it wasnt a funny line!! But what the hell it was a awesome line, just wish i could remember it