cant keep a good man down.

[tierk]

One night, as a couple lay down for bed,
the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentists appointment tomorrow too?"

[Manisch Depressiv]

Nice one .