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31st July 2007, 08:54 AM
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heard this one?
A man was riding in his car when a patrolman pulled him over and said, "You've just won $5,000 for wearing your seatbelt in a safety competition. What are you going to do with the money?"
And the guy said, "Well, I guess I'll go to driving school and get my drivers' license." Then his wife, who was sitting beside him said, "Don't listen to him. He's always cocky when he's drunk." Suddenly a guy popped up from the backseat and said, " I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." Soon came a knock from the trunk, and a voice said in Spanish, " Are we over the border yet?"
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31st July 2007, 06:07 PM
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Hehe xD
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31st July 2007, 07:41 PM
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lol
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