breathalizer test.

[tierk]

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the

ward, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum speed on the

long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic,

the other residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually

joined in.



One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky

Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a firm

voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"



Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper, and held

it up to him.




"OK," he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner

near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her

and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"




Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up to him.

Harold nodded, and said, "Carry on, ma'am."



As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped

out in front of her, stark naked, with a very sizable erection.

"Oh, good grief, "cried Ethel, "not the breathalyzer test again!"

[Amphrax]

hehe i read this 1 at lunch and I was going to post it but I thought I better not, hehe

still funny though

Amphrax/Arauddry