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old but tickled a bit
A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he
wanted to get married. His father was happy for him. He asked his son who
the girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the
neighborhood.
With a sad face the old man said to his son, "I'm sorry to say this son but
I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell
your mother." The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but
ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same.
So he decides to go to his mother. "Mama I want to get married but all the
girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you."
His mother smiling said to him," Don't worry my son, you can marry any of
those girls. You're not his son!!"
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