Pizza Hut change their name

[Dahakon]

Story here

Discuss!

[Lamp]

Whats to discuss ?

[Shagrat]

£100m rebranding program, and they come up with the name Pasta Hut.

Wow, its like a whole new vision of eating, ill definitely be going there now..........

[old.Tohtori]

Keep it as Pizza Hut, "now with added pasta" on commercial, give 100m to poor people in pooristan or some such.

Or cure cancer or...umm...penis enlargement pills...

[pikeh]

I wonder how long it took them to come up with that.
Why not settle for Salad Hut? Surely thats more healthy?

[tierk]

Originally Posted by pikeh

...Why not settle for Salad Hut?

Ten points for guessing the next rebranding!!

[tris-]

what will tis achieve?
they will sell the same stuff as before, because thats what makes them money.

if i want healthy i goto somewhere that is a specialist in healthy or make it my self. i dont intend to pay the massive prices they charge for everything/
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[Lamp]

I saw someone buy some rice crispies in Sainsbury's today

/discuss

[Shagrat]

Originally Posted by Lamp

I saw someone buy some rice crispies in Sainsbury's today

/discuss

where they the new choc coated ones, or standard rice crispies. And were they own brand or "proper" rice crispies.

honestly Lamp, how can we discuss these important issues when you only provide half the data needed?

[Lamp]

They were regular ones...but get this...the man had cut a hole in the side of the packet and had stuck his penis inside it

What would you do if you were the checkout girlie ?

Add Milk ?
Scan it ?
Whack him with a rolling pin ?

[Edmond]

she scanned it, saucy cow

[tris-]

Originally Posted by Lamp

They were regular ones...but get this...the man had cut a hole in the side of the packet and had stuck his penis inside it

What would you do if you were the checkout girlie ?

Add Milk ?
Scan it ?
Whack him with a rolling pin ?

theres an idea.
cut a hole through the pack and leak the crispies into a carrier bag as youre walking around. then simply replace the box.

[Lamp]

Pity that wouldn't work for a tin of baked beans...

[Raven]

But will the box still taste better than the food?

[Lamp]

The first half of a bowl of rice crispies are yummy. Its when you've got more milk than cereal and whats left goes soggy then they don't taste as good. Prime example: cornflakes. Soggy cornflakes are not nice. What do you expect to happen when you add milk, I hear you say. Good point. The only response I have is: ditch the cereal and start the morning off with a bacon & sausage sandwich.