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15th May 2008, 05:42 PM
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Which do you prefer?
So, say you've not done either all day and you get home.
Would you rather be absolutly bursting for a piss and relieve your self. or Would you rather be dying for a shit and relieve yourself?!
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15th May 2008, 05:43 PM
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Hmm. Piss is a relaxing thing, just lean on the wall, spray away and whistle.
You know, ladidaa, here i am, peeing. But poo, if it' a nice poo, not a bowel clencher or a flock of seagulls escaping from Quantanal Bay, it can be very very nice. I think i'd have to go with a poo.
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15th May 2008, 05:46 PM
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I prefer ze desperate piss xD
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15th May 2008, 05:51 PM
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Defo a good poo, you feel lighter and fresher after a good bowel buster!
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15th May 2008, 06:11 PM
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A good shit beats the fuck out of ANY! eastern meditational ritual incl yoga.
but tbh the best poo's are the planned ones, you know! A good meal, a good lager day prior to and on the day maybe throw in a few rasins or prunes in your diet the day before, and then, wait for it, now go get your favorit reading material, and well acig or your pipe if your a smoker and maybe a good cup of coffee too.. "if your tris drink this 30mins prior to your poo" Now set up so your good and comfy, taking a piece of toilet paper and rubbing it across the top with good friction will take off the worst cold shock factor, now sit and cheriish the moment and again take your time. I garanty when your done, you wont know the meaning of the word stress. but as for relife here and now I'd go for wee
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15th May 2008, 06:20 PM
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If you REALLY want a pootastic experience, lean back!
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15th May 2008, 06:21 PM
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15th May 2008, 06:26 PM
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15th May 2008, 06:34 PM
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Got my "lean back, lean back" joke. Just wonderful, that's what you are
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15th May 2008, 07:54 PM
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definately a poo, as when you're desperate for a piss it can hurt like fuck, poo is just not very comfortable, but providing its a perfect poo thats slips right out in one and dissapears down the u-bend, that relief is good stuff
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15th May 2008, 07:55 PM
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