How to Clean your toilet, the fun way!

[Xyslo]

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

[Tierce_]

I piss down the side, that way it always looks clean, but yet has a special "me" smell.

[Tzan]

Originally Posted by Tierce_

I piss down the side, that way it always looks clean, but yet has a special "me" smell.

marking your territory eh?

[Natswoo]

Most fun way = get ya wife to do it

[Tierce_]

I don't have a wife

My mum refuses to do it, and my brother has moved out..

[Xyslo]

Originally Posted by Tierce_

I don't have a wife

My mum refuses to do it, and my brother has moved out..

I use my little sister, seeing as she is so annoying and i hate her... also she smells and so did the toilet so she was getting a wash at the same time. Btw Yosh there u go my thread that u wanted

[Bellona]

My gf is doing the cleaning

[Yoshimo]

HaHa well worth the wait, have to get a cat now tho

[Darksword]

Originally Posted by Tierce_

I piss down the side, that way it always looks clean, but yet has a special "me" smell.

lol brilliance

[Yeppy Kinkster]

I'd use Xyslo's head.. then I'd flush him down to clean the pipes aswell.

[Natswoo]

I flushed Yeppy's brain down the shitter years ago

[Yeppy Kinkster]

Tis sad but true... he ate my brain because he wanted to be just like me... but it didn't work.

[Tierce_]

Did his poo come out a tiny little jobby-coloured-yeppy? That'd have been really scary, but quite a turn on

[Natswoo]

I tried it.. now -1 cat.. xyslo you owe me a cat.... pref a British Blue

[Xyslo]

Originally Posted by Natswoo

I tried it.. now -1 cat.. xyslo you owe me a cat.... pref a British Blue

i didnt make you kill the cat, go get ur own replacement one