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Old 1st September 2005, 05:12 PM
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Ok, I'm bored, so post your best "your mom" jokes:

Fat guy: You know why I'm so fat?
Target: Why?
Fat guy: Because every time I fuck your mother, she gives me a cookie.
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Old 1st September 2005, 06:02 PM
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Your mom is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat....... People yell out taxi!
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your mom is like a shotgun, one cock and she's ready to blow.
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Old 1st September 2005, 06:52 PM
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I saw your mom on channel 7, and when I changed to channel 25 you could still see her ass sticking out !
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Old 1st September 2005, 06:54 PM
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Your mom is so ugly, she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her !
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Old 1st September 2005, 10:26 PM
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Your mom is so stupid she shoved a phone up her ass expecting a Booty Call :<
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Old 2nd September 2005, 12:48 PM
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your mummas so fat when i saidits chilli outside she ran out with a spoon yelling where :P

Your mummas so stupid she sold her car for petrol money

ur mummas so poor she does drive bys on the bus

ur mummas so fat when she stands on the scales her mobile phone number comes up

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your momma's so dumb she got locked in Sainsbury's and still starved to death
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Your mommas so fat, everytime she jumps in the sea she causes global flooding.
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My mommas so fat, everytime she jumps in the sea she causes global flooding.
lol ! Is it true ?!
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My mommas so fat, everytime she jumps in the sea she causes global flooding.
lol ! Is it true ?!
The editing is so obvious, since its nothing like what I said in my post
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Your mom is so fat she went out in high-heals and ended up in flip flops
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Your mommas so fat she was mistaken for a russian satelite.
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Your mommas so fat that her farts have contributed to 99.9% of all global warming.
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