FreddyBeer

[Deebs]

Well what do I say apart from the fact that a limited quantity of people (don't know how myself or Chet managed to be invited) managed to meet up in Belgo Central in Covent Garden for some food and beer and spirits. Pictures are here: http://www.sir3n.co.uk/fb1.JPG to fb18.JPG (case matters).

Now there is talk of another one sometime in October (most likely invite only, I got bored with the kids who decided to throw beer mats around) and like most other venues there are a few conditions that have to be met which I shall take the liberty to list :

• Be female
• Be single
• Be fit
• be female
• Be single
• Be over 21 years of age
• Be able to afford expensive drinks (at least 3 quid a pint)
• Be able to get to London
• Be female
• Be single
• Be fit
• Be a good person and not a twat
• Be able to drink
• Be able to eat a lot like Lectard
• Be funny
• Be able to hold a conversation with a group of pissheads
• Be able to meet up in London in October

No doubt you will have questions. Yes Trem, a hooker at Kings Cross will cost about 60 quid for a shag, 30 quid for a blowjob and a quid for her finger up your bum.

[ECA]

Is that a quid per finger or does one quid = as many as you like?

[Deebs]

Ask Trem, he is the only person who takes this offer.

[JingleBells]

An excellent idea Deebs, as long as it's not the same day as the NFL at Wembley!

[Zarjazz]

I'll add a few additions to that list :-

• Expect to pay more for the meal than the blowjob. Hopefully this will rule out students.
• Yes Lecter is a c.u.n.t but we have to invite him.
• Lame excuses about why you can't make it at the last minute are unacceptable. Cold sores? Bullshit! (yes that means you TTD!)
• Females, an ability to fake interest in a bunch of drunken techies talking techie stuff would be useful.

[TdC]

ok October is just about the worst month this year for me as I'm either 80 meters below ground in Brussels or in Reykjavik getting drunk for too much money

[tris-]

id love to go but its in london

always london, you fucking rich posh twats.

what about us scummy northern fuckers who can barely afford the bus to town?

[Ch3tan]

Originally Posted by Deebs

Now there is talk of another one sometime in October (most likely invite only, I got bored with the kids who decided to throw beer mats around) and like most other venues there are a few conditions that have to be met which I shall take the liberty to list :
.

Erm, the beer mat throwing and food fights were actually done by the older people there

[DaGaffer]

I'd be up for that.

[lecter]

Whilst I agree the current sausagefest that the freddybeer events are could benefit from the entry criteria that Deebs prescribes. I believe by stating the fact he has ruined any chance of that ever changing.

Other areas of concern:
lateness
going home early

Remember dining with lecter is a privilege not a right.

[MYstIC G]

Originally Posted by tris-

what about us scummy northern fuckers who can barely afford the bus to town?

megabus.com - low cost intercity travel in the UK ?

[Draylor]

Originally Posted by tris-

what about us scummy northern fuckers who can barely afford the bus to town?

Duh

Thats why its in London

[Chilly]

Originally Posted by lecter

Remember dining with lecter is a privilege not a right.

Lol, bellend.

I've been to a couple now, both good laughs.

[Yoni]

Hey I didn't go home that early and didn't I show enough interest in you bunch of drunken geeks?

[russell]

Originally Posted by Deebs

Well what do I say apart from the fact that a limited quantity of people (don't know how myself or Chet managed to be invited) managed to meet up in Belgo Central in Covent Garden for some food and beer and spirits. Pictures are here: http://www.sir3n.co.uk/fb1.JPG to fb18.JPG (case matters).

Now there is talk of another one sometime in October (most likely invite only, I got bored with the kids who decided to throw beer mats around) and like most other venues there are a few conditions that have to be met which I shall take the liberty to list :

• Be female
• Be single
• Be fit
• be female
• Be single
• Be over 21 years of age
• Be able to afford expensive drinks (at least 3 quid a pint)
• Be able to get to London
• Be female
• Be single
• Be fit
• Be a good person and not a twat
• Be able to drink
• Be able to eat a lot like Lectard
• Be funny
• Be able to hold a conversation with a group of pissheads
• Be able to meet up in London in October

No doubt you will have questions. Yes Trem, a hooker at Kings Cross will cost about 60 quid for a shag, 30 quid for a blowjob and a quid for her finger up your bum.

Oh dear- I only meet 5 criteria. Does that mean I cant come?