Your mum was seen in Soho last night, with a sign saying "99p a blow"
OMG I so tapped that last night! Only had 20p but her mathes is crap!
It was like throwing a pencil down an alley!
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If you must know, I'm getting Botox done on my balls to get these rinkles out. Finally gonna have these shit smooth as eggs, oh I can't wait. I cannot wait.