OT: LotR meets DaoC

[Kalthorine]

I know this is almost certainly old news to just about everyone here, but I only just noticed it on our Guild webpage Archive forum and nearly got into trouble at work laughing out loud... so if there is a chance that even only one person is reading it for the first time here, I still thought it worth posting

[FONT=Courier New]Gatekeeper: Speak friend and enter

Frodo: Enter exit



[Group] Frodo: WTF? Where's the Dwarf King?

[Group] Aragorn: Guess he hasn't popped.

[Group] Pippin: Wanna biscuit!

[Group] Gandalf: STFU Pippin.

[Group] Frodo: Seriously, there's no Dwarves anywhere. WTF?

[Group] Samwise: Hey a goblin! I didn't know they popped here.

[Group] Frodo: What con?

[Group] Samwise: Blue to me.

[Group] Pippin: Pulling...

[Group] Frodo: No! They add!

[Group] Samwise: inc 2

[Group] Samwise: Make that 6.

[Group] Gandalf: More like 20.

[Group] Aragorn: @#%$! Try to get to the zone point!

[Group] Gandalf: On me!

[Group] Aragorn: Tanking 4.

[Group] Galdalf: ON ME DAMMIT!

[Group] Pippin: Weee!

[Group] Frodo: Sprint!

[Group] Aragorn: Frodo, Give Gandalf the ring. He can use it to get away then come back and res maybe.

[Group] Frodo: Trade bugged.

[Group] Aragorn: Trade bugged my ass, you just don't want to give it up. Hand it over!

[Group] Frodo: NO! IT'S PRECIOUS!

[Group] Gandalf: Balrog add!

Gandalf kills the Balrog!

Gandalf has just been killed by a Balrog!

[Group] Aragorn: Pippin you idiot!

[Group] Frodo: Zoned safely



[Group] Frodo: Jesus what a pain!

[Group] Samwise: I know.

[Group] Frodo: How many Orc adds did we get there?

[Group] Aragorn: About 25 or so.

[Group] Frodo: Where is everyone?

[Group] Samwise: I'm right next to you.

[Group] Boromir: I released. gl guys. Logging.

[Group] Aragorn: Leg, Gimli and I are all together. Where are you guys?

[Group] Legolas: Gandalf never came back after going LD.

[Group] Frodo: Merry? Pippin?

Aragorn sends "WTF? Don't get Pippin back, the guy is a moron!"

You send "WTF am I supposed to do? He's still in the grp. He's gonna want to get back with us." to Aragorn

[Group] Pippin: Biscuit!

[Group] Merry: We're surrounded by aggro Orcs. Can't move.

[Group] Frodo: We'll come get you.

[Group] Aragorn: Once we find each other lol.

[Group] Samwise: This is stupid. We're all spread out.

[Group] Legolas: I'm out of arrows. Can we head back to town first?

[Group] Frodo: You idiot. Why didn't you bring enough?

[Group] Legolas: WTF? We were supposed to get on the boat and go down the river. What did I need arrows for?

[Group] Frodo: Gee, I don't know. Maybe cuz your a RANGER!

[Group] Legolas: Up yours.

[Group] Aragorn: Guys... dont' argue..

[Group] Legolas: Hey, at least I specced my bow. Better than your blade-specced ass.

[Group] Aragorn: Well at least *I* didn't get rid of my Archer's Bracer just to get a +CHA item.

[Group] Legolas: Well, I gotta look good, you know.

[Group] Aragorn: I hate it when people gimp themselves for roleplay purposes. WTF is up with that!?

[Group] Merry: These orcs are coming a bit closer now.

[Group] Pippin: Should I pull one?

[Group] Merry: If you do, I'll disband and run, you imbecile.

[Group] Pippin: Biscuit!

[Group] Gimli: we r ub3r. we shld hunt more.

[Group] Frodo: Gawd I hate leet.

[Group] Gimli: i m w4y mor3 lee+ th4n joo.

[Group] Legolas: Hey, I LIKE having a high CHA. It's important.

[Group] Aragorn: For what!? You're a RANGER. You're a damned CHA specced RANGER!

[Group] Merry: /gu sheesh I'm with a stupid group.

[Group] Frodo: ...

[Group] Merry: mt

[Group] Frodo: ...

[Group] Aragorn: Look. Let's all just meet up. Frodo what's your loc.

[Group] Frodo: Lets split up and form individual groups. I think that might be best.

[Group] Gimli: d3wd... we all h4ve tha same quest! Why split?

[Group] Frodo: CUZ WE'RE ALL OVER THE ZONE YOU MORON!

[Group] Legolas: I mean, what's the point of not being pretty?

[Group] Pippin: Pulling! Wee!

[Group] Merry: Dammit, Merry!

[Group] Aragorn: Well, you might hit things once in a while, Legolas.

[Group] Legolas: WTF are you talking about? I hit every time!

[Group] Aragorn: Yeah, but you got lucky.

[Group] Legolas: To hell I did! And speaking of gimping yourself what's up with being a human Ranger? Rangers need qui and dex, you know.

[Group] Aragorn: I'm blade specced. I needed the CON more.

[Group] Legolas: And don't even start with me on over-roleplaying. We were all ready to go and you were busy RPing with that elf champ chick back in town.

[Group] Aragorn: Dude. Arwen is my eternal lover.

[Group] Legolas: We didn't have room to group her. Say no and move on. RP on your own time, dude.

[Group] Frodo: Oh to hell with it. I'm logging till the next movie.

Frodo has left the group.



You have entered Orc Infested Forest.

No monster Target in range.

No monster Target in range.

No monster Target in range.

No monster Target in range.

Members of Fellowship of the Ring currently online:

1. Frodo the Level 1 Stalker in Orc Invested Forest

2. Legolas the Level 23 Ranger in Rivendale



[Guild] Frodo: Hey, Leg. Wanna work on the quest?

[Guild] Legolas: Can't. Busy.

[Guild] Frodo: Busy doing what?

[Guild] Legolas: Looking at myself in a mirror.

[Guild] Frodo: Right. Of course.

Your friend, Pippin, has just entered the game.

You have removed Pippin from your friends list.

[Guild] Pippin: Biscuit!

You must wait 20 seconds to quit. Stand or type /quit to cancel.

[Guild] Pippin: Need res.

[Guild] Legolas: Serves you right, you jerkoff.

[Guild] Pippin: Frodo! Wanna hunt?

You will quit in 15 seconds.

You send "Frodo is currently AFK." to Pippin.

Pippin sends "Come on, I need PLing! Biscuit!"

You will quit in 10 seconds.

You send "No, dude. You always pull purples an get us killed." to Pippin

Pippin sends "Come on! Pweeeze?"

You send "Well, ok. Meet me at the top of Mount doom. I'm going /anon for now. But I'll be there. Just wait for me." to Pippin

Pippin sends "Yay! omw."

You will quit in 5 seconds.

[logged out][/FONT]

[Tractartus]

There's two more, I think by someone else:

Two Towers: http://www.camelotaddict.com/lotr2.txt

Return of the King: http://www.camelotaddict.com/lotr3.txt

[od_immortalis]

lmao

[Straef]

Made me lol irl

[Tasslehoff]

Aragorn: 1250 fgs inc
Theoden: wtf? you saying there are 10000 orcs out there????

Rofl

[behatch]

lol pippin for teh win!

[Tuppe]

there was one, this type story, about goblins, when mythic fixed that spawnspot someone has it? it was quite hilarious too.

[Ezteq]

hehehe and again i stand by my statement that all lotr chat logs wtfpwn!

[harm]

Elrond: I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Anderson.
Gimli: ??
Legolas: ?
Elrond: bah wrong chat

Roflmao

[Fafnir]

Ohhhh none said Old yet

[Teren]

Old!

[GimpStrole]

You send "Well, ok. Meet me at the top of Mount doom. I'm going /anon for now. But I'll be there. Just wait for me." to Pippin

Pippin sends "Yay! omw."

You will quit in 5 seconds.

[logged out]

lol