Bacon Explosion

[Ch3tan]

Originally Posted by DaGaffer

Zuchinni Strips? No. Just no. This is why all vegetarians are always miserable.

To be fair to the creator of the zuchini monster:

"Agreed: Bacon is proof that God loves and wants us to be happy. But I wondered if one could cook up a similar fatty (BBQ jargon, get with it) without fear of a Heart Explosion. I knew my buddy Ryan Lotz, a knowledgeable foodie and the most charming server/bartender at Lineage, was up to the task."

[DaGaffer]

Originally Posted by TdC

I only eat vegetarian animals

I don't. Tuna. Shark. I sit proudly at the top of all food chains. Vegetarians anemically paw at my fur-lined crocodile skin boots, too weak to resist as I crush their bones, brittle from lack of calcium.
















Sorry. Got a bit carried away there.

[Jeros]

Originally Posted by DaGaffer

I don't. Tuna. Shark. I sit proudly at the top of all food chains. Vegetarians anemically paw at my fur-lined crocodile skin boots, too weak to resist as I crush their bones, brittle from lack of calcium.

Enjoy your health problems

[TdC]

Originally Posted by DaGaffer

I don't. Tuna. Shark. I sit proudly at the top of all food chains. Vegetarians anemically paw at my fur-lined crocodile skin boots, too weak to resist as I crush their bones, brittle from lack of calcium.

I won't eat shark: they're my favourite animal next to donkeys. Also I note I did lie: chickens and pigs are both not veggies.

[nath]

Originally Posted by Jeros

Enjoy your health problems

The means *more* than justify the ends .

[DaGaffer]

Originally Posted by nath

The means *more* than justify the ends .

Indeed. The extra five years I might get from being a veggie (and I don't buy that argument btw), are all when at the end of my life, when I'll be fucked up from all kinds of shit anyway. May as well enjoy my food now. Talk to me when being super healthy gets me an extra five years of youth.