FreddyBeer

[Sharma]

Originally Posted by tris-

id love to go but its in london

always london, you fucking rich posh twats.

what about us scummy northern fuckers who can barely afford the bus to town?

ERE DICK'ED!

I'd be up for this, definately! About time I got to a Freddybeer.

I just need someone to bail me out with a place to stay preferrably and i'd gladly come along!

Tris, you can come down with me!

[Ch3tan]

Originally Posted by russell

Oh dear- I only meet 5 criteria. Does that mean I cant come?

You can meet 5 without being fit or female. what are you saying about yourself ms russell? Meet more!

[russell]

Originally Posted by Deebs

Well what do I say apart from the fact that a limited quantity of people (don't know how myself or Chet managed to be invited) managed to meet up in Belgo Central in Covent Garden for some food and beer and spirits. Pictures are here: http://www.sir3n.co.uk/fb1.JPG to fb18.JPG (case matters).

Now there is talk of another one sometime in October (most likely invite only, I got bored with the kids who decided to throw beer mats around) and like most other venues there are a few conditions that have to be met which I shall take the liberty to list :

• Be female -yes
• Be single-no
• Be fit- once upon a time ( long time ago!)
• be female-yes
• Be single-no
• Be over 21 years of age-yes, just
• Be able to afford expensive drinks (at least 3 quid a pint)-not many
• Be able to get to London-yes
• Be female-yes
• Be single-no
• Be fit-see above
• Be a good person and not a twat- dependent on how good I am at the comment below
• Be able to drink- kinda
• Be able to eat a lot like Lectard-?
• Be funny-I think I am!!???
• Be able to hold a conversation with a group of pissheads-expert
• Be able to meet up in London in October-probably

No doubt you will have questions. Yes Trem, a hooker at Kings Cross will cost about 60 quid for a shag, 30 quid for a blowjob and a quid for her finger up your bum.

Does this give you more info Ch3tan ?

[Trem]

Originally Posted by russell

Does this give you more info Ch3tan ?

Can you also tell me if there is anywhere cheaper for finger up the bum fun?

I simply can't justify a trip to London in the month I am getting married, unless its a stag doo.....................hmmmm...........bring loads of Stoke lads down to meet Meg and his fanny!!!.

[Edmond]

£1 for a finger up the bum is a bargin, i cant imagine you could get it any cheaper..........erm..........apparently.......... ..so i've been told?????

[Trem]

I get it for free when I tell my doctor I have piles though, and also I am rapidly approaching Jups and Deebs age where rectal inspections are frequent and free.

[Deebs]

Originally Posted by Trem

I get it for free when I tell my doctor I have piles though, and also I am rapidly approaching Jups and Deebs age where rectal inspections are frequent and free.

Hah! I am not at the stage where I get a prostate tickle but for 50p I am happy to do you one.....

[russell]

Originally Posted by Trem

Can you also tell me if there is anywhere cheaper for finger up the bum fun?

I simply can't justify a trip to London in the month I am getting married, unless its a stag doo.....................hmmmm...........bring loads of Stoke lads down to meet Meg and his fanny!!!.

Ply him with JD's and Ed may do it for free!!

[Edmond]

How dare you, i resemble that remark

[russell]

Originally Posted by Edmond

How dare you, i resemble that remark

You love it - almost as much as glossing skirting boards.

[Trem]

Originally Posted by Deebs

Hah! I am not at the stage where I get a prostate tickle but for 50p I am happy to do you one.....

Prostate thats the fucker, could not for the life of me think what the pleasure gland was called.

50p is still a bit rich for a pikey northener, 30p?

Seriously though luvs, you need to do a Freddybeer higher up the country, Manchester or somewhere central.

[Edmond]

I'll do it for 25p

[russell]

Enough already of anal fingering.
What usually occurs at these gatherings?

[ECA]

Drinking, eating, and lots of shit talking would be my guess.

[TdC]

last time I was there, chicken tossing and pepper spraying also occurred. had nothing to do with my presence ofc.