Teh Seel sings a song 'bout Bobby McGee.

[old.Tohtori]

Hello ya'll, i gone and come 'ere to sing ya'll a song. The names Tenneseel, here's how it goes.

There once was a farmer, his name was Bobby McGee.
Had a bright red tractor, and a blushing appletree.
Then came that day, that changed all that was he.
Now sit down ya'll and listen to a story sung by me.

"Seals can't sing!"
Oh shut up you...

Well good ol Bob McGee was a good fella,
had three sweet kids and a wife named Stella.
The cows came runnin when he would holla.
Ask about his problems, he had nada.

"He had a problem with nothing? What did nothing do to him?"
Sigh...

Well all this gone and change when good old Bobby,
was a bit bored on his farm and needed a hobby.
"A hobbit?!"
A HOBBY!!
He strolled down to the local store and saw a game,
Dark Age of Camelot, in a lovely golden frame.

"Gold isn't very dark a color."
That's not the point!
"No thanks, allready got a pint."
....

Well bobby came back home later that day,
and right after he finished stacking the hay,
he went up to his oldest sons bedroom,
and from there on ahead it was his doom.

"He found sons pron!"
No!! He started to play.
"Well i'd "play" too if i found pron."
No..i...shut up!

Days strolled on by from sunset to sundown.
But he would only work when the server was down.
His wife didn't want to watch that too long,
she took the kids, month later they were gone.

"What happened to the hobbit?"
There is no hobbit!
"I thought that was spoon."
For f*cks sake...

Well this here story might have a teaching,
that games can be a bit time consuming.
But why won't we ask from the lions mouth:
Bobby said, "I dun care, i'll hit rr10 in a month!"

"That was a stupid song."
Well you write a better one."
"I could, about a hobbit!"
Stop talking about the damn hobbit!
"There once was this sad little hobbit..."
Stop it!
"He really wished he instead was a rabbit..."
ARGH!!!

[Bishibosh]

for a minute there... I lost myseeeelf, I lost myseeeeeeelfffff... Phew for a minute there, I lost myseeelf, I lost myseeeeeelffff.