Chronicles of Teh Seel

[old.Tohtori]

Warning:

The following scriptures, pictures, words and/or ramblings are here for the soul purpose of educating creatures of all sizes, shapes, sexes and smells(Quad-S standard) of and about the anomaly, event, creature, thing and/or entity most likely named Teh Seel. Using this informatio for other purposes might cause loss of sanity, death by confusion or at least a slight headache. Headache may still occur. This warning does not include the Tinks on the fifth planet in the Tpyo galaxy.

-Interreality Officers of All and None.

Odd

Odd. It's a word that is often used by humans to describe something that really has no description. What humans, in their vat of wisdom, don't know is that odd things only happen when realities collide. A reality on the other hand would need a more explaining so we'll just call it all. Universes, dimensions, times, matters, anti-matters... all. Now, if you were to see a horse riding a bike while singing a song about a purple hippo, you'd probably say it was odd. That's when one reality collides with another and the result is a temporary odd effect. Lucky for humans, and other species excluding the Tinks on the fifth planet in the Tpyo galaxy, these reality collisions are rarely seen, last only for a fragment in time and even if seen remain minor in their odd state. Such as seeing a naked man run down the street or having one of those chills go down your spine in the middle of a hot summer day is a good example of a slight reality collision. Now many wonder why this is important information, considering that these words are here to educate creatures about Teh Seel. For those that do, which you shouldn't, considering the nature of these documents, we shall explain.

Teh Seel is odd in it's purest form. Once in every ten thousand or so human years, all realities that exist or don't exist, collide. As a result of all that is and is not in placec in no where or time at all, a white fluffy creature is produced. The reason behind this form is still under study, causing us quite an amount of headache we may add. This creature, Seel, blinks twice, arfs majestically as an arf can be and plops down on an Icefloat, appropriately floating in nowhere. After eating a herring that was just passing by from it's vacation in the neighbor, Seel rolls over, throws a carrot and blocks the hole from which it came from. From this point on, the usual reaction for a reality collision is a unresistable urge to disappear. But The Seel is staying in reality by one reason only, it's odd urge to be odd. Noone really knows, even after the laboratory to investigate odd urge of Seel was shut down due to mental problems within the scientists, how this works. And this is how it all began. Time and place of this event has been deemed by all powers to be a secret, for if the Holy Carrot was removed from the hole from which the Seel came from...well...we don't know but we believe it to be bad, in all of meanng of the word.

This concludes the beginning and perhaps in some way, birth of Seel. More information can be found on the event, such as schematics of the Icefloat, but this information is hazardous to a normal mind, possibly has tendencies to explode and also quite useless.

[old.Whoodoo]

Odd.

[Archeon]

Originally Posted by old.Whoodoo

Odd.

I'd have said Curious.

[Justicator]

Very odd.

[Jayce]

Curiouser and curiouser.

[Healer McHeal]

Originally Posted by Justicator

Very odd.

id say unique, not odd, dont be rude

(yes i kinda guess half the "odd" posts are because he said odd in it.)

[old.Tohtori]

I take odd as a compliment

Will continue, and well, begin(!) the chronicles as soon as there's free willy time.

[Chilly]

that bloody 40k char post still haunts me, bloody carrots! I read that motherfucker thru in 1 sitting, it broke me for days!

[old.Tohtori]

Originally Posted by Chilly

that bloody 40k char post still haunts me, bloody carrots! I read that motherfucker thru in 1 sitting, it broke me for days!

You mean this?

[Aran Thule]

Aran Logic...

Notice that although you always put in a pair of socks into the washing that sometimes when you take them out one is missing.

This can be classified as odd.

Now if Teh Seel is the summery of everything odd then does the following equation apply?

Teh Seel = Old Socks + Unknown*

* Unknown being subjuct to futher study, but will probably include paperclips and the rubbers off the end of pencils.

[Tasslehoff]

I read the 40 k thingy! In one go and all.

It's actually like reading poems, just with the meaning written clearly so everybody understands it

[Chilly]

Originally Posted by old.Tohtori

You mean this?

aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh hhhh the nightmares are coming back! seel u fucker!

[old.Tohtori]

Originally Posted by Chilly

seel u fucker!

Better then a wanker i say