Chef (Stan)

eSo · #1 (**permalink**) 18th October 2004, 12:57 PM

This was also posted originally at our web site and didn't mean to go out public. Was pointed to a in-game friend (chefturbo) as he quitted the game. Came back eventually tho ^^.

if u have eminem-stan on your comp just put it on and chill with da umber lyrics.

original lyrics:
http://www.lyrics007.com/Eminem%20Ly...%20Lyrics.html

[chorus: Lloth]
i've autoreleased and i'm wondering why...
i got out of DL at all
every group needs a decent bard...
and i can't find one at all
and even if i could it'd be not the same
than chef driving us at zonewalls
chef we miss u, we need u so bad,
we need u so bad..

[eSo]
dear Chef, i pm'd you but you still ain't logged in
i know you're just a gimp, but where the fuck are ya hiding?
i know GOA sent new passwords to ya, but you must not've a got 'em
there's probably a problem with your net provider or something
sometimes i even miss your REX when i'm dying
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? man how's your bardie?
i'm exping my bard too, i'm bout to ding fifty
if i'd just get my SC-template done, then TD got a new taxi
i heard u're playin horizons, that just sucks i'm sorry
but u should reactivate your bard, no1 can replace him
i know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
our mini-alb group could solo a keep if we just carry a ram
i got my hard drive full of your chats and your screenies man
a couple shots of Chefsolid too, damn that firby is fat
anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
this is eSo da Man

[chorus: Lloth]
i've autoreleased and i'm wondering why...

[eSo]
dear Chef, you still ain't logged wrote, i hope you have a chance
i ain't mad - i just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
if you didn't wanna drive me around hadrian's wall
you didn't have to, but you could drive our guild groups and help us all
O and i are still owning, but i think the firbie is getting old
we waited at Hadrian's for you, for many months and you just said "no",
that's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol
he wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than i do
i ain't that mad though, but Omega likes bard speed too
remember when we first met in CF - i saw fins first time with you
you even drove me back to DC - see i'm just like you in a way
i never had real life neither; excluding my sis, damn did i pwn her
i would follow u anywhere when you're playing your bardsongs
please log the gimp - i just /stick and u put the speed on
cause sometimes i'm so bored, i miss our runs and i'm getting depressed
i even got Brea to make an ablatives for my vest
sometimes even some melee gimp gets close enuf to make me bleed
he doesn't stand a chance, but i still wish u'd be there to heal me
and every flame you say is real, and i respect you cause you tell it
i think Meanie is jealous cause i talk about you 24/7
but he don't know you like I know you Chef, no one does
he don't know what it was like for hibs like us levelin up
you gotta pm me man, think about all RP's you will lose
sincerely yours, eSo - P. S.
we should group up again too

[chorus: Lloth]
i've autoreleased and i'm wondering why...

[eSo]
dear Mister - i'm - too - good - to - bard - for - my - fans,
this'll be the last email i ever send your ass
it's been many weeks and still no word - i don't deserve it?
i know you got my last pm's, i don't do mistakes, i am perfect
so this is my post i'm sending you, i hope you read it
i'm sitting at pk atm, waiting for u too log in
even if i have my own bard, i cba to drive
coz that wouldn't be the same, i'll wait u to log every night
u know no1 can beat us, if u'd be on we'd be owning
come on dude, what's with this shit, can't u just reactivate him?
u'd be driving, i'd be nuking, u casting mezzes and healing
u're on my friends-list so i can see when u log in
all i want is that u just come to flame me like u used to
coz these dudes in /gu are hopeless, they can't do it like u do
i miss you Chef, we could be grouped together, think about it
you ruined it now, i hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
and when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
i hope your horizons crashes, anyway u can't pwn without me
see Chef; {TS-talk} "Shut up Armi! i'm tryin do this post!
and we agreed not to chase singles, anyway it's a lag ghost."
i know u want to come back, see i ain't like you
i know daoc sucks sometimes, but every other game does that too
well i gotta go, i'm almost at levian ridge now
oh shit, i lost stick, that's a random bard driving us around
{sound of an insta stun}
{TroLLs Roaring}
{Sounds of fighting}
{silence}

[chorus: Lloth]
i've autoreleased and i'm wondering why...

[Chef]
dear eSo, I meant to write you sooner but i've just been busy
you said your bard is almost 50 now, how far along is he?
look, i'm really flattered that you miss me like that
but i think it's just that i gave u MP stuff, atleast a robe and a cap
i'm sorry i've been playin horizons, but i've been missing u too
i didn't quit daoc intentionally just to diss you
but what's this shit you said you wouldn't pwn without me too?
i say that's just bullshit, u're still UMBER aren't you?
you got some issues eSo, i think you need some counseling
i know i'm not around anymore, but i bet Brea can give u some
and what's this shit that we always grouped together?
i grouped with several peeps, but i think u were always better
i really think you and Omega need each other
take Tt for heals, and u and Pom assist one another
i hope you get to read this reply, i just hope it reaches you in time
before you delete your eld, i think that you'll be just fine
if you relax a little, and play as good as u really can
you're the best one there is, and I really am YOUR fan
i just don't want you to do some crazy shit
like this i read from BW that just made albs and mids sick
some dude running in emain and mocced near levian ridge
i think he lead by some gimp bard and somehow he lost /stick
he pwnd like 5 full groups, but after that some1 killed him too
come to think about, his name was... it was you.
damn.