Lager or hard stuff (shorts)?

[MKJ]

Creative section eh? Well am gonna give it a shot.

Lager or hard stuff (shorts)?

Ok lets look at the good qualities of both - hard stuff first.

- get pissed incredibly quick.

- very effective in destroying psychotic or otherwise delusional episodes.

- only a small volume required to hit wotever effect you desire.

Think that is about it for now. Lager next - or beer - same really.

- volume helps to reduce damage to internal organs.

Again can't think of anything else. Ok bad points now. Back to hard stuff

- get drunk so fast and so heavily you end up making a complete prat of yourself in wotever you are involved in.

- destroys the liver like no tomorrow.

- destroys the brain cells as above.

Lager of beer now.

- hell you gotta go pee all the time (like I have now infact).

- lotta stuff required to get relatively drunk - volume wise.

Sum up now. I think I can come to some sort of a conclusion here based on self diagnosis and practise.

If you suffer from bad psychotic episodes then hard liquor is a great way to get at the root of the problem - the brain. If you take enough it can remove the episode totally. Enough booze over a period of time can see you get through this phase as your brain deteriorates under the alcohol assault. Other than that keep off the bloody stuff unless you have self restraint and can just take a tot before heading for bed.

Lager or Beer. Well thumbs up really as long as you have the use of your legs and drink fairly near the toilet. At least you won't make too much of a prat of yourself unless you get in rounds with god knows who. If you drink it quietly and steadily you should be ok.

Hell is there a forum where I can post the above and it can do immense good? Wasted a bit here.

[MKJ]

Think I might have posted the above in the wrong section - again. I should learn to read the posting details first for sure. Well it is creative kinda - just not really on topic .

[Hawkwind]

Hardly ever drink just for the sake of getting pissed. I usually have a whiskey (JW Blue/gold label or Ilfrey) late at night but drink of choice is Ale. Unfortunately, here in Dubai the closest thing you can get to Ale is Guiness, John Smiths or Bods. Other than that its just fizzy cold wet stuff (larger). So, I usually have a Guiness.

[Elitestoner]

Originally Posted by MKJ

- very effective in destroying psychotic or otherwise delusional episodes.

obviously that bit dosent work for you

[mikke]

Originally Posted by Elitestoner

obviously that bit dosent work for you

ewull

[MKJ]

obviously that bit dosent work for you

Oh it does for sure. Or did. I got in some very serious states at one time to defeat the old inner demon. Now all you get is me plainly drunk but not fighting my inner demons. There is a big diff . For one thing I used to get is such a state there is no bloody way I could have posted on Freddys that is for sure. If they had invented a computer that you could operate whilst face down in the toilet I would have given it a go though.

[Amildin]

Beer then shots is a sure winner, best of both worlds!

[MKJ]

Unfortunately, here in Dubai the closest thing you can get to Ale is Guiness, John Smiths or Bods. Other than that its just fizzy cold wet stuff (larger). So, I usually have a Guiness.

Wot yu doing there? Just all sand innit? Yu renting out camels or summit? No wonder you drink whisky.

[FallycSymbol]

Liquor before beer, have no fear.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker.

[cHodAX]

Gonna have to stop drinking lager, can't take the hangovers anymore.

[MKJ]

Beer got a great deal going forrit after some consideration. For one thing I have posted loads of rubbish all over Freddys tonight which is readable and coherent - I think? Had me a load of beer - Boddingtons - luvly stuff. Still able to post ok but deff drunk. Great really because in the past I would attack the whisky when I wanted to get drunk which totally destroyed me in no time. I reckon I could keep drinking beer and stay 'on the edge' all night long without falling over it - the edge that is. Shit I did some damage to myself drinking shorts come to think of it. Nasty stuff though I will probably have some now and then.