last night i believe i was amongst the largest concentration of massive breasts ive ever experienced.

everywhere i turned there was a pair of boobs at least the size of my head. it got to a point where i was literally surrounded by mammoth mammories and i broke down laughing for several minutes.

i cant really explain it. its just fuckin funny when everywhere you look theres a giant mazooma.

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my new vice is a product called nasal snuff. not be confused with moist snuff which is used in the mouth and banned in most of europe.

nasal snuff is a fine tobacco dust, thats the ebst way to describe it. it comes in 100s of different 'flavours'. the idea is you take a pinch from the tin and sniff it up each nostril.

now i admit it, hands up I FUCKING LOVE NICOTINE. with a decent cup of tea im off my tits for a good 15 minutes. problem is - i dont like smoking. amongst other things it does cause lung disease.

english nasal snuff currently, if used corretly, is not linked to any disease. the lancet reported that it could be one of the biggest life savers of the 21st century in developed countries. obviously because smoking is the biggest curable killer known to man. snuff gives you nicotine quickly in a way which is 95% safer than smoking. there is obviously the effect on the heart which is equivalent to drinking strong coffee all day everyday.

add to all that it only costs 1.50 for an amount equivalent to 100 fags and its legal to use in public buildings (theres no smoke you see).

ive got 9 flavours so far and ive just cracked open a spearmint affair which is gorgeous and its kicking my arse!

if youre a smoker, try this. its waaaaayyy more enjoyable.

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my pc went tits up this morning. the hdd has been going whacky for a few months and gradually programs stopped functioning correctly.
today i just got blue screen all the time, and it took progressivley longer for it to turn on. id press power and 10 mins later it switched on.

no idea what it is to be honest, seems odd. maybe a multiple fuck up of components?

i bought a laptop anyway and use it alongside my 22" monitor. totally converted. it does everything i want it to and quickly. also upgraded to wireless and found the old router was shagged. it had been halfing the speed of the internet for the past 4 years or something. now were getting a full 10mbit!

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i started today. its written in my diary so ive got to do it. still a month to go untill uni though, and i read a plan that reckons you can do it in 14 weeks with 16 hours a week working on it!

how the fuck do i fit in 16 hours a week around
lectures
other coursework
extra curricular life

i was hoping to join the martial arts thing this year to but how am i supposed to fit it?

im currently going to do 1-2 hours a day reading up on literature, hopefully my dissertation will be ethically approved by then and i can get a meeting with my supervisor.

anyone got any tips? time management in general would be helpful since i know jack shit about it. ive got a diary as i said and i WILL do whats written in it. my time working a shit job has made me realise this year i need to pull some special magic out the bag and do well. i dont want to end up in somewhere like that again.

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big baz: this guy is 64.5 yrs of solid working. hes worked the same place for 18 years, initially as a supervisor but he didnt want to do the 12 hour shifts. they put him on a couple easy machines to operate on his supervisor pay. hes got false knees and likes black foxes glaciars. good bloke i reckon. just biding his time untill he can chill out.

nigel mental: fucking scary bloke, mid 40s probably. got a few tatoos, no 1 hair cut and a constant stubble face. looks pretty hardcore but inside hes just a normal bloke but a loopy at times. weve developed our own sign of recognition now. every time we see each other we give a kind of :eek6:stare.

glendra or what ever shes called: total arsehole she is, 11 years doing the same job which has turned her bitter. she looks at me like shit and never says thanks. hope she falls into the machine one day.

sycho sim: new girl just started. 20 yrs and a uni student. she was a psycho from the start. i like her though, shes pretty cocky, cheeky and sarcastic. just how they should be. shes always looking at me and pretending i didnt notice her. holding a gaze for a moment then pretending to be turning around. today she started thrusting her tits out in the canteen, in some kind of sordid yoga stretching. only me and her there. this is the type of girl we need more of, not these stuck up snobby bitches.

southern couple: shes fit and hes a decent lad. both mid 20s and somehow ended up north. he works there cos he lost his license for drinking diving in a stolen car, and criminal damage. his trade is electrician. she works there cos her dad does i think, and she cant do much. shes a nice girl though.

kay: bit of a crazy ****, no doubt about it. everytime you look at him he will do something stupid, like pretending to fall over or something. funny shit. and no matter what youre talking about with him, what ever he says will have to sound funny.

thats the majority of the best characters. fucking shit job but meeting people like this makes the whole fucking thing worthit!

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