my perspective of the people in my work place
Posted 1st August 2008 at 08:40 AM by tris-
big baz: this guy is 64.5 yrs of solid working. hes worked the same place for 18 years, initially as a supervisor but he didnt want to do the 12 hour shifts. they put him on a couple easy machines to operate on his supervisor pay. hes got false knees and likes black foxes glaciars. good bloke i reckon. just biding his time untill he can chill out.
nigel mental: fucking scary bloke, mid 40s probably. got a few tatoos, no 1 hair cut and a constant stubble face. looks pretty hardcore but inside hes just a normal bloke but a loopy at times. weve developed our own sign of recognition now. every time we see each other we give a kind of :eek6:stare.
glendra or what ever shes called: total arsehole she is, 11 years doing the same job which has turned her bitter. she looks at me like shit and never says thanks. hope she falls into the machine one day.
sycho sim: new girl just started. 20 yrs and a uni student. she was a psycho from the start. i like her though, shes pretty cocky, cheeky and sarcastic. just how they should be. shes always looking at me and pretending i didnt notice her. holding a gaze for a moment then pretending to be turning around. today she started thrusting her tits out in the canteen, in some kind of sordid yoga stretching. only me and her there. this is the type of girl we need more of, not these stuck up snobby bitches.
southern couple: shes fit and hes a decent lad. both mid 20s and somehow ended up north. he works there cos he lost his license for drinking diving in a stolen car, and criminal damage. his trade is electrician. she works there cos her dad does i think, and she cant do much. shes a nice girl though.
kay: bit of a crazy ****, no doubt about it. everytime you look at him he will do something stupid, like pretending to fall over or something. funny shit. and no matter what youre talking about with him, what ever he says will have to sound funny.
thats the majority of the best characters. fucking shit job but meeting people like this makes the whole fucking thing worthit!
nigel mental: fucking scary bloke, mid 40s probably. got a few tatoos, no 1 hair cut and a constant stubble face. looks pretty hardcore but inside hes just a normal bloke but a loopy at times. weve developed our own sign of recognition now. every time we see each other we give a kind of :eek6:stare.
glendra or what ever shes called: total arsehole she is, 11 years doing the same job which has turned her bitter. she looks at me like shit and never says thanks. hope she falls into the machine one day.
sycho sim: new girl just started. 20 yrs and a uni student. she was a psycho from the start. i like her though, shes pretty cocky, cheeky and sarcastic. just how they should be. shes always looking at me and pretending i didnt notice her. holding a gaze for a moment then pretending to be turning around. today she started thrusting her tits out in the canteen, in some kind of sordid yoga stretching. only me and her there. this is the type of girl we need more of, not these stuck up snobby bitches.
southern couple: shes fit and hes a decent lad. both mid 20s and somehow ended up north. he works there cos he lost his license for drinking diving in a stolen car, and criminal damage. his trade is electrician. she works there cos her dad does i think, and she cant do much. shes a nice girl though.
kay: bit of a crazy ****, no doubt about it. everytime you look at him he will do something stupid, like pretending to fall over or something. funny shit. and no matter what youre talking about with him, what ever he says will have to sound funny.
thats the majority of the best characters. fucking shit job but meeting people like this makes the whole fucking thing worthit!
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just to add, i want to shaft the fit bird.
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tell her I said it was ok to get her norks out
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when i go back ,tdc, im going full on with her.
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looks like shes a lot cause. i dont understand her at all :(
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perhaps understanding her isn't the problem? just wondering. maybe you're too hot for her stuff?
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You made eye contact didn't you tris-? *runs*
Seriously though, maybe she is just a cock tease. |
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were always looking at each other. really we should both be having sex right now while i type this.
there is hartdly chance to talk to her anymore though. either we dont get a break time together or if we do shes always reading harry potter, the stupid bitch. being polite i dont try talk to someone whos reading so i generally just sit there and look at the wall for half an hour. |
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perhaps you should ask her about the book and what she thinks of it? read up a bit beforehand as for some reason I don't particularly peg you as an HP reader
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and then talk about how you think titwanks are the best thing ever ofc.
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fucking hell man id love a tit wank off her.
shes about a size 10 but her tits are like FFFFFF, bigger than your head type of titty shit. like she turns around and knocks you over. and she casnt get in a car so she has to paraglide into work through a special opening in the roof. but she cant fit through that either cos her tits are so massive so they built an under ground tunnel thats full of water. that way her tits act as a buoyancy aid so she can float in. problem is they couldnt make an opening big enough to get her and her tits through into the shop floor. what they had to do then was relocate the whole factory underground. but her tits were still too big. if you get me? think shes finished the book though tdc so i cant do that. this is one of those things i will actually regret, and i never regret anything. i have this fantasy that when i finally finish working there, ill walk over and snog her like in those old black and white films. you know, sort of smash her into the floor and snog her. |
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tell her than then. just take it from there. or, alternatively, you could tell her about this hot half dutch mate you have...
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so i just gott asay hey, you know, maybe we should fuck?
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maybe not with those exact words, but yeah, you're obviously aware of each other it seems, so why shouldn't you tell her your film scenario? ofc, you could scare the p00 out of her, but if she's been pointing her baps at you for the past couple of days perhaps she'd like you being more direct?
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Sounds like she maybe 'pointing her baps' at the entire office tho. If they are that gargantuan what choice does the poor lady have.
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yes but on the other hand she did give me a "private show" in the canteen at 4 o clock in the morning.
i dont think ive got the balls tdc :( |
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So next time she's in the canteen, get a coffee for her, sit down and just talk to her, talk about Glendra (or whatever her name is) and what a pain in the arse she is.
Something that you can both relate to that will get the conversation going (unless she likes glendra, then think of something else..) but the main thing is, dont try to pretend your chatting her up, just talk to her, just try to become friendly with her, and try not to talk to her tits either, thats a dead giveaway, Haa Haa |
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edmond man ive been there and done that. i talked to her like i talk to anyone. i even know how many miles her car has done.
and yes i think she does like glendra, the stupid bitch twat |
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well next time she gives you a private show, get your cock out
Lets face it, it can go one of two ways |
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you sure its safe to be giving her a cup of coffee then ;)
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Hmmmmm.....make it yourself, a bit luke warm, then it will feel just like you have wet yourself, and we all know what a great feeling that is, right?..........right?.........anybody???
Just me again then |
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