I started my temp job today. Im one of those annoying bastards who blocks you in a corner and forces you to answer questions.

Well thats the stereotype, in actual fact I was very suprised at the amount of people who were happy to answer a 10 minute long survey. I noticed the people who wernt 'quite right' were more keen and the younger generation.

The boss wanted three of us to get 100 responses in 5 hours.

We got 180, with bonuses awarded for reaching...

Since I have nothing to do anymore, I decided to sleep in till 11am today. Got a bit weird though with the dreams., I have read if you sleep longer than usual, youre more likely to have lucid dreams. I must have had about four or five and by the end, my subconcious or something was clicking on to it.

One of the characters in my dream said something like 'lets assess this, what if were dreamining' (we were trying to hunt someone down, and kill him or something). The checks you...

Seems I cannot start a completley new blog. So what Im going to do is use this entry to blog my training efforts.

I plan on going in to the RAF at some point within the year. For pre joining, I have to get under 12:12 for 1.5 miles on a treadmil. Here is my schedule for this week

Mon - Rest
Tues - 3 Mile run
Wed - 5x400m sprints on a treadmill
Thurs - 3 Mile run
Fri - Rest
Sat - 3 Mile run
Sun - 5 Mile run

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last night i believe i was amongst the largest concentration of massive breasts ive ever experienced.

everywhere i turned there was a pair of boobs at least the size of my head. it got to a point where i was literally surrounded by mammoth mammories and i broke down laughing for several minutes.

i cant really explain it. its just fuckin funny when everywhere you look theres a giant mazooma.

my new vice is a product called nasal snuff. not be confused with moist snuff which is used in the mouth and banned in most of europe.

nasal snuff is a fine tobacco dust, thats the ebst way to describe it. it comes in 100s of different 'flavours'. the idea is you take a pinch from the tin and sniff it up each nostril.

now i admit it, hands up I FUCKING LOVE NICOTINE. with a decent cup of tea im off my tits for a good 15 minutes. problem is - i dont like smoking....