playing CSS is for people who speak often of stabbing from behind
on assorted nights I have been playing CS:S on the new KEA (aka bunch of bacon loving noobs/RAGElings/gun fondlers and dog groomers) server, eg CSS://81.19.216.11:27015
during this time I have learned the following things:
Here's some more!
during this time I have learned the following things:
- I suck badly at CS:S
- it is important to always be better than Jupitus and MYstIC G
- Jup's kid is waay better than his old man
- I suck badly at CS:S
- shooting Throdgrain is strangely rewarding, even/especially if you're on the same side
- people facing away from you does not mean they haven't seen you
- I suck badly at CS:S
- try not to die with a live 'nade in your hand
- Jupitus is the only person on the server who uses voice
- I suck badly at CS:S
- don't hold down triggers/stand in doorways/miss doors or windows when throwing fb or nade
- try to be on the same team as Cal, Throdders and especially echo3s if they're playing
- I suck badly at CS:S
- bind a macro to buying your fave kit or you'll never get it
- there will always be a lag spike at the instant you jump and pop a 'nade at a small target, reload, turn, run round a corner or swap weapons, so never do any of that stuff
- I suck badly at CS:S
- when people are saving your hostages, try to shoot the people and not the hostages
- getting facialed by someone about 1 second into a match doesn't mean you suck per sé, it just means your head got in the way of their bullet
- I suck badly at CS:S
Here's some more!
- flashbangs and grenades travel a curved trajectory. Missing a door with one makes Throdgrain laugh at you.
- shooting beavykins after he has killed you about 20 times in a row is almost as good as sex.
- I suck badly at CS:S
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