today im liek, all totally american and stuff, liek you know?
i like totally got up oh my god, at 730am, can you liek believe that?
so ive liek started this oprah winfrey diet, and its totally workin. liek this AM i totally had a glass of water and a lettuce leaf. but liek, i didnt really need all the calories so liek i threw up again.

so i went to tiffanies and we went to sandies, and like oh my god you wont liek totally believe what happened next. we bumped into...

I have a nut allergy which every now and then catches me unawares, and when i eat something that has traces of nuts in, i get a furry tongue and a lumpy throat. in the past i have taken some piriton and it goes away

But on sunday at about 5.00pm i was merrily eating some chocolates that i got that day from the cadbury shop, it was a big bag of 'mis-shapes'. you know the thing, they cant put them in the proper boxes cos they are all fucked up, but they taste the same, only problem is...

We went to Bournemouth beach today. Mr R was working, so Edmond kindly gave up his time to help me with my 3 munchkins, as they love him.

Day was ok, bit cold/cloudy but they were happy digging in the sand and paddling. I was putting Brodie's shoes on and I looked up and Ella had gone. The beach was quite empty and I scanned it and she was no where to be seen. She can have only been gone for 5 mins.

Edmond sprinted off to look. I made the other 2 sit still on the towels...

Yesterday, after watching Watchmen, I was in my fave pub with a mate and at that moment I conceived the distilled awesome that is the Boy-Flick. Everyone knows what a chick-flick is right? That thing that teh wimmins -yes that means you- tend to make us blokes watch now and again to punish us for forgetting to do the dishes, cleaning out the cat along with the cat litter or accidentally leaving little Jimmy at school for three days.

Just to get you into the spirit of things....usually...

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