big baz: this guy is 64.5 yrs of solid working. hes worked the same place for 18 years, initially as a supervisor but he didnt want to do the 12 hour shifts. they put him on a couple easy machines to operate on his supervisor pay. hes got false knees and likes black foxes glaciars. good bloke i reckon. just biding his time untill he can chill out.

nigel mental: fucking scary bloke, mid 40s probably. got a few tatoos, no 1 hair cut and a constant stubble face. looks pretty hardcore but inside hes just a normal bloke but a loopy at times. weve developed our own sign of recognition now. every time we see each other we give a kind of :eek6:stare.

glendra or what ever shes called: total arsehole she is, 11 years doing the same job which has turned her bitter. she looks at me like shit and never says thanks. hope she falls into the machine one day.

sycho sim: new girl just started. 20 yrs and a uni student. she was a psycho from the start. i like her though, shes pretty cocky, cheeky and sarcastic. just how they should be. shes always looking at me and pretending i didnt notice her. holding a gaze for a moment then pretending to be turning around. today she started thrusting her tits out in the canteen, in some kind of sordid yoga stretching. only me and her there. this is the type of girl we need more of, not these stuck up snobby bitches.

southern couple: shes fit and hes a decent lad. both mid 20s and somehow ended up north. he works there cos he lost his license for drinking diving in a stolen car, and criminal damage. his trade is electrician. she works there cos her dad does i think, and she cant do much. shes a nice girl though.

kay: bit of a crazy ****, no doubt about it. everytime you look at him he will do something stupid, like pretending to fall over or something. funny shit. and no matter what youre talking about with him, what ever he says will have to sound funny.

thats the majority of the best characters. fucking shit job but meeting people like this makes the whole fucking thing worthit!

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