Ok, ok so I know I'm well behind the curve here, but I just started to play DMC4 yesterday, it being the second of the two games I have for my PS/3, and I have some thoughts:
1. Does playing DMC4 make you gay? Or Emo, or gay
and emo? Gemo?
I mean, come on, all this grunting, waving about your giant cock -err- I mean sword, jumping while wearing tight pants, pointedly ignoring luscious wimmins waving their scantily clad jubblies in your face. Am I gay? Is Dante gay? Will Dante and Nero ever have hot man love? Is it the secret wish of a thousand thousand fanbois the world over that they do? Because frigging Capcom seems to be going for it ffs.
1.5 ZOMG please make that song go away.
It's bad enough you have to listen to it for like 20 minutes while the game installs itself, while watching some Dante yaoi pictures and history of how much your life will suck because you happen to have a famous dad, but then out comes this chick (zomg a girl!) with an awesome rack, who then provides you with the ultimate turn-off by singing -NNNGH- that song
2. I am so not into controllers.
Zomg how hard can it be? Triangle, triangle, pause, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle. Surely my fevered brain can make my rusty fingers do this simple feat? And not to mention that second, yes,
second hidden game -I'm only that far in you see- where you have to buster bad guys
while in the air, and without touching the ground. I mean, it's only two frigging buttons, but I spent half the evening trying it and then bloody
died and the game kindly reset me to a checkpoint about half an hour beforehand :/
3. What is it with the magically reappearing furniture?
Ok, I know I may be nit picking here, but please, when I destroy a table with a sword that has a frigging motor in it (ffs btw, why not a gun -oh wait heh) I expect it to stay broken. Not that I mind the exercise you know. The burn of a good workout feels really good. Especially around the gluts. Mmmm. Oh, wait, I digress :/ Also, do the cabinet makers of GayAngstyville put demon blood in everything? Makes you feel for the poor demons. Also, if there are so many hunters about, why are there any demons to be had in the first place, specially since they all seem to be bloody miles better at it than my new male companion Nero is :/