[Bodhi]

I ha a go of an iPhone during the week. It was the shittest thing ever. All the flashy bells and whistles couldn't distract me from the fact that I could only text one person at a time, or the fact that if I wanted to send a photo message I'd need another phone. I didn't find the interface anything special, but then I'm not a complete and utter retard who can't use a phone properly, so I'm guessing it wasn't aimed at me. Anyway, the onscreen keyboard was utter garbage without a stylus and ringtones are pointless if you have to pay for them.

So basically, if you're a bit thick and want something shiny, get an iPhone. Oh and spend 270 quid on a phone then 600 quid on a contract.

Or, if you can tie your own shoelaces and don't get confused by something as simple as a menu button, get a SonyEricsson W960i. It'll be free on a 450 pound contract (400 quid on its own) with twice the minutes and you'll be able to do crazy futuristic things, like make a video call or bluetooth a file to somebody.